Who Do You Think You Are?

Tom Cruise. Paris Hilton. Britney Spears. Idiots all.

These people all have one thing in common. They don't live in the real world. And they don't much care about the real people in this country like you and me.

Then there's those freakish, grossly over-paid pro athletes, specifically Terrell Owens. And those idiotics who think they are foreign policy experts like The Dixie Chicks and George Clooney.

Turn the channel, don't buy their stuff. You'll make 'em freak and end up doing something like this: