Replacement Players for Illegal Aliens

There is this fantastic solution for Republicans and business owners who claim this country can't do without the cheap labor of illegal aliens.

Put our low- and medium-level jailbirds to work for the same amount you're paying illegal aliens.

Sure, some of them will have to be guarded by people with guns but let's allow them to work and earn the money. Then, they can go into the jail commissary and buy smokes, pay for their breakfast, lunch and dinner, and pay for their room and board.

It will save us taxpayers some cabbage and spawn a whole new segment of the policing industry.


I'm calling this new industry segment Involuntary Employment Management and Enforcement.

And I want Dawg, The Bounty Hunter to be named the first Czar of IEME.